Con's Place

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:44:02 -0600

Piggy!

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:27:53 -0600

Piggy!

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:33:16 -0600

talesofajedi: My friend Jayson from AKL asked on facebook for...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:39:42 -0600

talesofajedi:

My friend Jayson from AKL asked on facebook for any recipes on how to make banana bread. This is the recipe that his brother Jordan replied with.

What did I just watch?

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Thu, 16 May 2013 10:54:50 -0600

So my professor was asking questions.

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:27:34 -0600

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

Tweetin in the Shower

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:13:17 -0600

Tweetin in the Shower:

#clean

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:27:56 -0600

stopidealizing: tfm-intern: Even our beer pong is bigger in...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:27:16 -0600

stopidealizing:

tfm-intern:

Even our beer pong is bigger in Texas. TFM.

Damn right.

cyberthug13: grandma going to hell

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:24:57 -0600

cyberthug13:

grandma going to hell

Saturday Night Live 36x12 “When you talk about guns you...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:16:47 -0600

Saturday Night Live 36x12

“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

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Sun, 05 May 2013 21:06:03 -0600

madcapmonster: Instant sex if I see someone wearing this. Haha

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:17:22 -0600

madcapmonster:

Instant sex if I see someone wearing this. Haha

tyleroakley: MUST WATCH: “If Heterophobia Was Real”

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:49:28 -0600

tyleroakley:

MUST WATCH: “If Heterophobia Was Real”

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Sun, 05 May 2013 12:22:30 -0600

homosexualagenda: This is perfect.

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:54:59 -0600

homosexualagenda:

This is perfect.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 09:27:33 -0600

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Sun, 05 May 2013 08:32:00 -0600

Saturday, May 4, 2013

"Our ritual is a ceremony – a dramatic play of sorts, written by young men more than a century ago...."

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:33:08 -0600

“Our ritual is a ceremony – a dramatic play of sorts, written by young men more than a century ago. It’s a little trippy, and there are costumes. You’ve probably never been part of something like this, because our society doesn’t do a lot of ritual stuff like it did 100 years ago. You won’t understand all of it as you’re going through it. Just listen and enjoy it. You’ll get to read it, study it, and understand it later. Try to imagine men from 100 years ago sharing this with you, because that’s what it is – a gift from our founders. They worked very hard to make it a ritualistic representation of the most closely held values of our fraternity, and although it’s had a few small changes along its journey to you, it’s the same ritual that every member of our fraternity has shared. That’s what makes it so special. You shouldn’t be afraid, you should be excited. Take it in. This gift to you is a culmination of your efforts and it’s an investment in the brother you’ve become to us. It’s given to you so that you may pass it along to others.”

- Taken from “Preparing for ritual,” by T.J. Sullivan (via mygreeklife)

homosexualagenda: Wisdom from Willam.

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:11:27 -0600

homosexualagenda:

Wisdom from Willam.